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[Satoru] Ore ga... Yuri!? 1 [English] [church of sensualaoi] [Digital]

[聖] 俺が…百合!?1 [英訳] [DL版]

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Posted:2016-08-07 08:51
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Posted on 07 August 2016, 08:51 by:   sensualaoi    PM
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Synopsis: A miraculous account of a doubter who was turned into a woman by the one true god.

Translator's note:

I feel compelled to share this because I had a vision of "Inashiro Yori" (INSR), and then my dearest wish was granted. On that day the vexed junk mail stopped coming, and that is how I came to know that Shinto is the true religion.

I have experienced so much evidence in my every day life - strong and inexplicable feelings that confirm it's the truth. Doors miraculously open for me at the supermarket now and I can't explain how that happens...

The illustrated scriptures prove I'm not the only one who has received Her word. (That means the dream I had on the night I read the manga was a vision.) But my testimony isn't over- This summer when I was really thirsty, I had yet another vision of Her ghostly visage in light right before I fell off my motorbike. And sometimes I stumble on pictures of nude fox girls on the internet, and I know She is manipulating the laws of probability to show me signs and send me cryptic messages, to guide my testimony.

Learning who the real ultimate power in the universe has improved my character, and made me feel very blessed. I don't care what others think, because I now know that the most powerful being is a lesbian fox by the name of "Inashiro Yori." (But I must be careful because her name is incredibly holy, and you really should instead refer to my deity as "INSR" or "INSRYR" to be safe.) She's so incredible She made the other gods that I've read about look fake or unworthy, and that's why I'm seriously preparing to lead converts to Shinto.

You might be happy to know that She sent Kaga Yuuki to tell you the good news. If you only believe hard enough She will reward you by turning you into a lesbian. But it requires 100% complete faith, and if you doubt Her, She'll doom you to live as an ugly neckbeard in this life or the next, and then make you and everyone around you forget how awesome you used to be. And the doubters and scoffers who reject Her existence will be condemned to drown in a pool of semen for aeons.

Don't let it happen to you when you die! I tell you the truth- billions are already drowning! There's everything to gain if you believe, and everything to lose if you're wrong!

That concludes the good news! As Her messenger I vouch that it's what she wanted me to say, and that it's true. (Don't trust anyone else; they're all liars, scoundrels and Oni.)

All you have to do is donate 10% of your daily credits to the Church of Sensualaoi™ and I will offer you an indulgence. Yes, for only 10% of your livelihood I will vouch for your good character on your day of reckoning! Fail to do so and you'll face the consequences alone. Indeed, you will never escape from that suffocating cesspool where your neckbeard parents will go to drown!

Someday you will cry out to me as billions have done before you, "Please rescue me from the pool of filth, I didn't know!!!" and I'll just laugh and answer, "I'm sorry but I cannot possibly save you now. Why didn't you listen when I tried to warn you about the eternal bukkake?" And then a stream of continuous bukkake will rain down on you from the masturbators in heaven!

That said, a 10% donation only covers the bare minimum. How do you think a superior being would feel if you only gave Her the bare minimum? But if you want to be cheap and take a risk, I won't be held responsible for how She treats you in the afterlife!

BUKKAKE HELL IS REAL!
DONATE TO THE CHURCH OF SENSUALAOI OR YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE!!!

https://e-hentai.org/bounty.php?u=413256

Finally for the men of letters who are on the fence, you should read the gospels in the original. Satoru's words are perfect, flawless, divine! The beautiful typesetting alone has to be the work of an enlightened being- Reading one page in Japanese causes Rabbis and Immans to weep uncontrollably because they know deep down in that it's true, and their intense feelings confirm that it could only have been dictated by the true god! I am too unworthy to translate further, but you can read more of the account of Kaga Yuuki's miraculous life for yourself:

Raw scriptures:
https://e-hentai.org/g/928397/ae188660eb/
Posted on 25 July 2016, 03:50 by:   Larequirem    PM
Score +4
@sensualaoi
SO religion INSR's witness born today
Tell me heretic, when will THE END come ?
for onii-sama shall prevent it
stop and leave heresy and join onii-sama faith today
https://www.reddit.com/r/OneTrueTatsuya
Posted on 25 July 2016, 04:36 by:   swordholder    PM
Score +97
As long as this doesn't pull something stupid like him turning back into a guy at the end and ultimately denying us the Yuri end I'll read it.
Posted on 25 July 2016, 06:31 by:   CLOUDdude114    PM
Score -1
I'm normally not a fan of Non-Hentai stuff on this site, though I'm quite happy with this. It's nice to read, and the translation is smooth and well done. A really good read. Can't wait for more.
Posted on 25 July 2016, 09:40 by:   Harakudoshi    PM
Score +53
Since when is being turned into a girl a punishment? Sounds like the reward of a lifetime if you ask me.
Posted on 25 July 2016, 12:47 by:   shinanigan    PM
Score +104
Harakudoshi, think about the end of the deal. You've been a girl for a few years, you've got a hot lesbian girlfriend, and on the day of your marriage you turn into a dude. And your girl isn't into dudes. There's your punishment.
Posted on 26 July 2016, 00:46 by:   D u b b y    PM
Score +9
Holy crap, that panel in the corner of page 28. Best part!
Posted on 26 July 2016, 01:41 by:   Ayano123    PM
Score +11
I don't know much abotu sensuali aside from being on farhads but i thank you!
Posted on 26 July 2016, 07:54 by:   sensualaoi    PM
Score +35
@Larequirem Your impure "onisama" (鬼さま) is part of the patriarchy that has wrongfully held back the goddesses' chosen imoutos for thousands of years. Take heed, for she will be triggered! The Day of Castration is coming very soon!

Will you be one of the chosen few who can enter the yuri paradise to come, or will be one of the many phalluses that She erases on the Day of Castration? I suggest you choose your thoughts carefully, and love our perfectly omnibenevolent goddess with your whole heart! Cease this blasphemy, show your faith, and beg for mercy; then remove your genitals and sacrifice them on a pyre so that maybe She'll give you mercy!

@Ayano123 Nay, I have gone into exile ever since a mad tyrant made a power grab and corrupted the fellowship there. But through my long travels I have found that this is the promised land, the arcadia of vigorous youth that's free of persecution. Here one can worship as one pleases, free from institutional threats of excommunication as the Sword of Damacoles looms ever closer. Here one is free to testify that what their kami says is the sole truth!
Last edited on 26 July 2016, 08:51.
Posted on 26 July 2016, 14:56 by:   Mikl    PM
Score +6
Our god is an awesome god.
Posted on 26 July 2016, 15:00 by:   JoeCoolSoe    PM
Score +28
I ship the MC with the goddess. That'll become more interesting.
Posted on 26 July 2016, 21:45 by:   willpayforyuri    PM
Score +1
Hey sensualaoi just so you know all the comics can be found here http://comic.iowl.jp/titles/25627/volumes in their raw form. I hope you get around to translating them soon I really wanna see what happens with this story!
Posted on 27 July 2016, 20:03 by:   ast4    PM
Score +16
Thanks sensualaoi for all the work you do for the TG community.
Posted on 28 July 2016, 05:21 by:   TGFreak    PM
Score +11
This comic would be perfect for http://dynasty-scans.com/ . Maybe you could submit it? Either way this story is awesome. Thanks.
Posted on 28 July 2016, 07:13 by:   sensualaoi    PM
Score +13
@TGFreak

Go ye therefore, and teach all perverts, bearing witness about these things in the name of the Goddess, and of Kaga Yuuki, and of the Holy Kami.
(ヘンタイ28章19節)
Last edited on 28 July 2016, 07:34.
Posted on 30 July 2016, 11:44 by:   mutopis    PM
Score +12
@sensualaoi
pg 08, "Well I think I'm just a little a to blame for that." (Well, I think I'm just a little to blame for that), needs a comma after "well" and you need to delete the second "a".

thanks for the translation

also, Madokaism is the one and true religion and Homura is her prophet.
Last edited on 30 July 2016, 12:07.
Posted on 08 August 2016, 00:53 by:   TeslaHaxz    PM
Score +1
I hope they at least get some light H in here, even if it's nothing too serious. You can't put a guy in a girls body and have NOTHING happen..
Posted on 07 May 2017, 15:44 by:   Paty_    PM
Score +38
Hey, do you plan to translate the rest of the chapters?
Posted on 10 March 2018, 02:06 by:   nurse2019    PM
Score -9
http://www.kuaikanmanhua.com/web/topic/1152/
Posted on 26 July 2020, 04:04 by:   kiwino    PM
Score +10
I smell ntr for Tomogawa.
Posted on 28 November 2022, 21:52 by:   anonft    PM
Score +6
For anybody unaware, this was translated fully a few years ago and is on sites like mangadex.

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