“Tiba-tiba saja pacarku punya sepasang telinga dan ekor anjing, tapi apa yang harus kulakukan?”

This translation came out after the Latin translation, but before someone tried to translate the Latin into English. I gave an English script to a volunteer who translated it into Bahasa Indonesian, in return for me giving him a non archaic English script to chapter 2. (Idk what he did with that script, maybe it was for personal use?)