No girl will ever think of me, while masturbating. :(

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@Shadow Broker

I do ;)

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Any girl who gets off to me must be certifiably insane, I can't think of anything else.

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Somewhere out there, someone's saying a prayer, that we'll fuck one another, in that big somewhere out there.

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[read title]

Lies!

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That's not as flattering as one might think. It's only a good thing when that someone is somebody you HOPE is masturbating to you.

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Oh what a beautiful thought but one shall never know

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[Read Title]
[Look in mirror]
Yeah I am. Lol.

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That title made me think of the "quote" at the end of PMMM, when Homura is about to do battle with the maju, her soul gem flairing out as she reaches her limits, with Madoka reaching out to her, telling her "Ganbatte". For those who don't know the quote:
"Don't forget.
Always, somewhere, someone is fighting for you.
As long as you remember her, you are not alone."
Then I thought, somewhere out there, there is an image of Homura Akemi masturbating while thinking about Madoka, tightly holding Madoka's hair ribbons to her face to inhale Madoka's scent, and calling out Madoka's name as she climaxes.

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What is the name of number 18

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Dat Fievel reference.

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Oh que hermoso es saber lo del titulo....

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I'm here for the title.
:P

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