OK, this short is weird, but I think you will actually get a good laugh out of it.
This is another one of my KanjiTomo/Google translations BUT I found an accurate translation of this on the web and it turns out I actually got the entire thing right! Hence no annoying watermark this time!
Well... Apart from the last page... Though it was more of a conscious decision on my part...
Allow me to explain...
It turns out the last page has a variation of a variety of the same phrase as a description for what it is that it's describing. The PixIV description of the artist implies that he was too tired by that point to come up with something else...
...so I decided to go crazy with Naruto-related puns to make the last page funnier!