True to form, unicorns bring harmony, no matter what they do — placating an angry spirit, or pleasuring a lonely man. Although the Times(?) font dialogue is a departure from the more customary Comic Sans or Chalkboard fonts, the variations to indicate different speakers came to be an intriguing difference, and now I can't picture this story in any other font but Times.
An interesting sexual fairy tale (it's about time there was one of those.) Looking forward to seeing where this goes. A five-star effort.