I'm a woodworker and a top. I've seen many things in comics and videos and started plans in my mind on how to construct them. "Life-sized hot wheels track" made me lose 10 minutes, and I didn't get anywhere.
I *did*, however, arrive on a wheeled bench to which the woman is strapped. A simple joint in a horizontal support could have it track. Just an 8' straight track, sliding her back between two people, not a friggin yard-sized hotwheels track. But yeah... this is on the list. Takes "passing her around" to another level.
Can substitute a much shorter track with compression springs on both ends and a couple handles on the bench and turn her into a shake weight.
Fuck, the possibilities are staggering.

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Now we know how K-9 got trashed between when Mary Jane got left behind and School Reunion.

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could have so easily thrown the book at the two kittens and had them jailed and "outreach programmed" for breaking the law.
those two male dogs are useless as guards.....

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