Part 1: Made me laugh.
Part 2: "Why did you choose a tree over me?" Made me laugh even harder!

Also, I don't think calling others "retard" is really good, so if you don't mind, use a less...offensive word? Thanks in advance.

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Too many censorship. This is not too good.

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Translator here. I personally never use "retard" myself, but it is a word often used colloquially, and I needed a word stronger than "stupid" or "idiot" to match the rough speech style.

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For being porn, that was entirely too cute.

Thanks for the translation and upload!

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It's odd to say this isn't the first time I've heard of tree fucking.

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Sneaky pebbles

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Puzzles and dragons?

What need?

Shes a fairy type

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This guy really need to make a story with that nidoqueen.

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