*********: why are dragons having sex with cars?
Evil_Scorpio: Umm... I think you should ask the dragons.
*********: aren't the tailpipes far too small?
Evil_Scorpio: Umm... Nitro boosters?

UPDATE (08.08.2014): +14 images

Because, you know, why not?

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This is a new level of WTF

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Yep, that's... uhhh... a thing alright.

Furries seem to be in a race to catch up with Japan on the pervert-o-meter.

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the internet strikes again!!!

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Finally, someone is catering to my fetish! Er, no...no, not really.

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WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PICTURES OF THIS?!

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@mowgli78: #15 :D

@Palaxius: I'm pretty sure these cars have brakes already. :3

@Gadzooks: I think guro deserves this question much more.

@XChronicX: Dragons are NOT a goddamn hippies. >:(

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I'm gonna ask for a mind brake tag.

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This is the most specific level of pornographic absurdity I have ever seen... And I've looked at a lot of porn.

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My only question is why? were they horny and high... and lonely too

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you know what? I thought I had become immune to being stunned at the absurdity of porn when i saw a sandwich getting fucked by a can of mountain dew. I though wrong.

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Kind of a niche market don't you think?

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._. .......

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New level to Rule 34...

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So rule 34 we meet again.

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Just for the hell of it I tried. I couldn't but I tried.

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I was kind of expecting, like, 3 pictures. definitely not 19. And definitely not from more than one artist...

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Well, it delivered what it promised.

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moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

moaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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pic 15 had me rolling so hard *wiping tears away*

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Well... now I've seen everything.

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Because hentai doesn't mix together with logic XD

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The end of the world hasn't happened. *Looks up porn of dragons fucking cars.*

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Can't wat hard enough.

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*fap fap fap*

Base +10, totaldefence +6, TheOldDeus +7

cool, very strange, but really cool..........

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Well played internet. Well played......

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You know... this is just hilarious. Nice to see that the porn, or at least hentai, community still has amazing levels of creativity.

What's fucked is I cannot tell everyone at work about this hilariousness... I need more porn friends.

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How is this a thing? What has to happen in your life for this to become a fetish?

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Geez, I am SO glad that this is not my fetish...

Can you imagine how hard it must be to find *new* related stuff?

Also, what and more importantly... why?! o_O

Base +9, smegmandomums +2, totaldefence +6, TheOldDeus +7, Barethor +6

The Ex should add a "featured gallery" system. And put this ASAP.

Base +10, totaldefence +6, Volaverunt +12, TheOldDeus +7

You know wel...

I like cars, I like dragons so uhhh... I should find this hot.

Lemme sleep with this idea.

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optimus WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!

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What possible reason could anyone have to even think to search for this??

let along make it???

O.O

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My only complaint it that there aren't more dragons fucking cars.

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To be honest I just wanted to post to say
WHAAAAAAAAAAaa
And whens the sequel coming out

Base +14, TheOldDeus +7

'Mechanophilia', i learn something new on E-H today.

Base +20, lloocs +5, totaldefence +6, TheOldDeus +7

i thought the title and cover was kind of a slipped joke...
i never been so wrong..
to fucking a car is just.... we need more than just rule #34 for this...
one that says "if there's a hole in it, then you can made a porn out of it"

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What the fuck... yaoi tag??? cars have gender?! Da fuck?!

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Holy molly sweet fucking Jesus...

When Skyrim meets Transformers.. O_O

Base +10, TheOldDeus +7

I am aroused in ways I didn't know I could be.

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I only opened this cause I wanted to see the comments on it lol. I completely agree with @Gadzooks: "...What has to happen in your life for this to become a fetish?"

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Well, it does what it says on the tin, I suppose.

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Why is "Rule34" not a valid tag? Should we not be able to search for galleries that fall into the "Goddammit Internet, what the hell did I ever do to YOU?" category?

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just what rhe actual fuck ?! :D

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Last edited on 04 July 2018, 17:29.

Base +4, TheOldDeus +7, romanicyte +9, endings +6

>came here expecting loli cunny
>get this
FUCK YOU /a/

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^^^
Welcome back frens

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还真有龙草车...我裂开了

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sigh.....DAMMIT! now i know why that damn law exists in oklahoma...

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