La crème fraîche d'Alice
And by the way, what would you answer to the question Poshi poses in the afterword (page 25/26)? Here's a strawpoll:
http://strawpoll.me/1673656

Translator: pesu
Editor: Ean
QC: Afro Thunda
Scans by: kouya913

Accepting Touhou-related commissions and bounties now.

Raw:
https://e-hentai.org/g/666066/b903881b37/

Also posted at Afro Thunda's blog:
http://afthscans.funeralofsmiles.com/c85-hakuginmokusei-poshi-fresh-cream-alice-touhou-project/

Knocked up: Touhou edition.

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Oh Alice, you adorable pimp.

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http://www.doujinshi.org/book/667513/

Base +7

Touhou: A side scrolling shooter; Also a source of infinite inspiration for excellent hentai.

This is just one of those bizarre things that comes out of Japan that is best left unexamined.

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Remilia's ingenuousness just made it even hotter.
Need moar.

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Alice is gonna be a baby-daddy, times two!

Base +6, Majextic +7, skenver +6, Bomb Square +6, Dagoth Gares -4, ShyMystic +5, NIUSJE +5, Shimeru +6

Why is Impregnation not a valid tag? Sometimes I'm flabbergasted by the vetoes that exist. Right on page 23 there is sperm attaching to an egg and on page 24 Reimu states she hasn't had her period in a while (not proof of pregnancy, but definitely a sign) and Remilia vomits (most likely morning sickness, could be something else, but unlikely in my opinion). Put those things together and isn't the Impregnation tag a valid tag? I don't know, maybe I just don't get some vetoes. There should be a way to call a vote or have it checked by a credible source to nullify a veto. Like when the president vetoes, the senate can overturn the veto with 2/3 majority I believe. However I'm Canadian so don't quote me on that lol ;)
Please there need to be more oversight on the vetoes, cause I've seen too many unexplainable ones...

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"That's Not How This Works, That's Not How Any of This Works," Vampire Edition

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