Published in Futanarikko Love vols. 1-4. First three chapters also appeared as bonus chapters in Tonari no Sperma-San.

Translated by desudesu.
Commissioned by HPL.

What deity do I have to worship to be sent to meat angel heaven?

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Very sexy, and at the same time, very cute.

Base +8, flixization +2, Gabaw +4, rinrikun +4, kemono69 +9, cm4000 +6

@Swab, first your gonna need a banana hammock, a Jewish Leprechaun, a cowboy hat, and a karaoke machine that plays 'YMCA'.

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Love this artist when the story futa-fem, he should make more futa-fem than yaoi.

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"D-Do I... Do I conduct with my penis?"

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"I'm gonna get raped!"

...and she goes anyway.

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