AntiAgingAnon initiated this project, which ended up involving a lot of people. See the back cover for a tl;dr version, or the post below for the full version.

Props to Blue-Wingz (facedesktranslations.wordpress.com) for filling in some missing lines.

DL/Info: yqii.fakku.net/?p=13423

Why the fuck is he going to Armin?

@ Trusty Rusty and SeedySkies
That only applies if none of the girls are willing (most of the time)and you just don't leave Christa hanging like that.

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@dudex

You know why...

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People don't question Armin when he says that Christa is masturbating in her birthday suit and Ymir is watching?

Sounds legit.

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"All of a sudden a fist came through the wall... (let's get married)"
Oh man...these lines...it's too much.

And drowning in Mikasa's pussy. That's a hell of a way to go.

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Abs not scary. Abs hot. Me liek abs.

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Mikasa being "Sick ripped" seems to be a common theme. No problem with that but there's a limit.

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DEM ABS!!!!! Holy shit you could grind meat on them!

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Dammit Eren don't leave Christa hangin!

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@dudex: Army, bro. Don't ask, don't tell. :P

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Dunno why Eren has such a damn problem with girl abs.

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@malhavoc: I think the real issue is that Mikasa's abs are so much better than Eren's. Possibly even a Titan's. That's pretty intimidating. I don't think it quite rates Eren's reaction here, but then I have to admit that's the firmest I've EVER seen Mikasa's abs drawn. Threw me a bit.

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No Christa action? Goddamn it Eren...

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Don't get me wrong, this was really hot. But Eren doesn't seem like the kind of guy who would see women stronger than men not as women. Most likely he'd want her to kill Titans together with him or something.

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"Armin i've got good news." Those two are...

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Every page was absolutely hilarious, I loved it.

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Eren...I feel your pain. Just once I'd like to see Mikasa without muscular abs. JUST ONE PIC. I know many like that fetish. It's just not for me.

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I wouldn't have minded the abs if the rest of her body looks toned to match that kind of low body fat. It does not, and the abs look really out of place.

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I completely understand Eren's fear of Mikasa's abs, that's absolutely disgusting. But that ending... Why did he run to Armin instead of giving the proper dickings of thanks to Christa?

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I don't think I've ever laughed at a hentai

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What? Is Eren nuts? Mikasa's abs are her best feature!

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The breasts are also hard somehow. The nipples almost poked Eren's eyes out.

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