This is the real translated version after proper editing, translation was cleaned up and it doesn't look like total shit anymore

MAYBE I WON'T BE DEAD AGAIN

the touching story of a girl and a thick and delicious sushi roll. Brings tears to my eyes every time.

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Just look at the cover. Kuh! Senran Kagura doujins are usually good and this one is no exception.
Why no footjob though? :>

since you guys are downvoting me even though I'm right, I'll leave this here instead: http://i.imgur.com/BAVXiNq.jpg :)

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Yet another gallery has fallen victim to those most heinous criminals: the Paizuri Downvoters!

"Only a few pages of anal? Why that gets a free pass sir! A single panel of nakadashi? Vote that shit up! Paiz-...DOWNVOTE IT!"

Yes, if there's a gallery with paizuri in it, no matter how much, they'll be there to make sure YOU don't find it!

"User friendliness? Fuck THAT!"
-Official motto of Paizuri downvoting douchebags everywhere

-_-

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Firstly, @An_chan, I saw the image...you, sir...there is a special place in hell for nitpicking asshats like yourself.

...Now that that's out of the way...I never thought Ikaruga, whose usually portrayed as STRAIGHT-LACED AS A FUCKING ARMY BOOT, could be so fucking hot.

This book was fucking GRADE-A MATERIAL.

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