Deeproads, not Deepwoods! Deepwoods would be this - http://www.booksuniversal.co.uk/image/cache/data/000421-500x500.jpg

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Why is Hawke in The Warden's party?

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Why is Hawke wearing the mage champion armor and swinging around a sword?

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Im pretty sure this is how darkspawn broodmothers are made

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And yet no one asks the question of why the Darkspawn barks like a dog.

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I bet Darkspawn semen is all kinds of poisonous.

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