Well that was certainly not "Delicious".

Base +6, Saltgunner -7, zargoth +8, DarkSargeras +8, Fanta Deluxe +11, nkei -4

I know this must be a Jeanie parody but I think it's even better to imagine he's the only survivor of a huge plane crash that killed hundreds of furries, and the best thing he can come up with is not even saving himself, but getting turned into a woman. yep

Base +7, Saltgunner +7, DarkSargeras +8, Der Fuhrer +8, runner2 -15, nkei -4, bigblackD -13

i found no Lucky Charms here...

Base +7, DarkSargeras +8, nkei -4

Taken on its own, #5 isn't bad. It's the rest that ruins the thing.

Base +18, rez99 +8, raspberrycake +7, The Goat is Watching +9, Gosei +3, nkei -4, bigblackD -13, Megazord0h -6

it'd have been MUCH better without the weight gain .. really grossed me out :(

Base +8, Saltgunner -8, derpesse -7, Gosei +3, nkei -4, Megazord0h -6, bigblackD -13