Ouch! Oh god! Some of this dialogue hurts so much!

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Some? It's all epically bad, so bad it's almost lovable.

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This was utterly hilarious.

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POW. Right in the English Doctorate.

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Who wrote this? A trained squirrel?

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Oh My God. The translation. Where to even start?

Estelar? Yeah, her name is Starfire. ITS IN THE FREAKIN TITLE!
And "take advantage of the other titans"? That's not quite right, save that for the second issue.

Robin? Please don't write home about your blowjob. I don't think Batman wants to know about your sexual exploits. At least I hope he doesn't.

BY THE THROAT!!!!

Man, when I have sex, that's exactly what goes through my mind. How nice indeed.

And dear God, "You leaves nothing to be desired! You're hot just the same!" That doesn't sound like a particularly flattering compliment. Of course, it seems Starfire is equally nonchalant about the sex, seeing as she is content with humming a tune during sex!

Um, Robin? Why are you saying that to Cyborg? I realize that it's a comment that should be said by Starfire, but in the current context, Robin is chiming in with himself, and referring to himself in the third person, and telling Cyborg that he would be delicious! Are you coming on to Cyborg?!

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