Terrorists moe.

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Counter-terrorists win.

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I'd open her outer casing and disconnect the detonator from her battery, if you know what I mean.

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Terrorists now plant bombs in girls that you have to disarm with a penis whut???

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Actually, I think the girl planted the bomb herself.
- Clue #1: "We're the bomb disposal squad." , "Yes, I know."
- Clue #2: bomb kit inside the drawer where the girl was sitting & eating.

I could be wrong, of course. This IS a Dowman Sayman short-story, after all ;) .

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Interpreting this as girls planting bombs (or something lol) inside of themselves to have sex with the bomb disposal squad. Ties together with H-Knight's comment.

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Whatever it is that Sayman is smoking, I want some!

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What is this? I don't even know.

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Uhh oook... now thats really weird...

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I see the bomb representing an extreme for something a girl might do to get the attention of popular boys. like a certain hairstyle or behavior or something. the reason it's a bomb is because doing something like that can be destructive to oneself, changing just for the sake of recognition. the bombsquad boy is also impersonal, showing that he only came for the bomb and it was nothing more to it. it's like a girl getting a boob job to empress a guy, only to see that all he cared for was the boobs, and she ended up doing potentially harmful things to her body for him when he could care less about her. that's what I'm getting at least

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I wish I could disarm bombs with my dick.

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Brilliant. I wonder why anyone hadn't thought of this before.

"YOu have a bomb in the uterus. I have to disable it with my dick."
"Oh this is bad, is it the red wire or the blue wire? I need to go in deeper to find out."

All of you above searching for somne double meaning just don't see it for the genial excuse for a porn plot it is. :p It certainly beats "no money to pay for the pizza delivery".

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