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How classify that? It's not loli or milf or bestiality? "objecty" or "object-con"?
LOL

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karma tatsurou did it better

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lol, what the fuck did I just read?

Isn't this a bit over the top to be rule 34?

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I wish my car had a 'door-handle-tan' that was as difficult to open.

Fucking thieves >:(

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From this day on, opening doorknobs with keys on random doors = awkward moment ><

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From now on I will think with more affection for my lock.

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What.

Now I've read it all.

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Somebody has read alice in wonderland one too many times to make a hentai off a talking door knob.

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Such a clever and amusing premise. Mundane, yet imaginative.

Also ridiculous.

Edit: And apparently it's also a porno movie: http://www.jlist.com/product/SACE086

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@homogenized: When I first thought about commissioning it, I tried to find out if it was already translated. I couldn't find an english version anywhere so I decided to just go for it.

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I actually feel kinda weird reading this....I think I'll switch to a door lock

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Now I'll think differently everytime I open the doors of my house.

Base +9

As you can see, breaking and entering locks can be a crime equivalent to rape!

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Is there anything in this world that isn't fuckable?

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Could have sworn I saw this in English before. Maybe it was an extra in one of the Bondage Fairies issues?

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I think I saw a book where the DVD was treated like a woman, but a doorknob? This one's new to me, and I'll be damned if it doesn't work. Short, but it works.

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I'm conflicted. One reaction is sort of D'awww. Another is WTF?

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very clever

monster girls and now this? reminds me of the hentai game "girl stuck in the window"

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did u got an erection when u lock yo door ??

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A truly loyal doorknob/keyhole. I like the art style, i've seen the cover for the JAV version, and now i read this. Amusing to say the least. With hentai there's always a door to a new fetish waiting to be unlocked.

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Same guy who did the Bondage Faries if I'm not mistaken

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awww this was cute. reminded me of another story sorta, uh... Open the Leg or Door. This was a cute creative spin on something so mundane.

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Oh my, I want to be a keyhole!

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The story makes me smile =)

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Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets.

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Well, fuck me in the keyhole.

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Never change, Japan.

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I'm from PewDiePie's channel.
Thanks, Felix.

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@Joemare

NOT
EVEN
CLOSE !

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@kax Your car keyhole is a whore.

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So this is The Rape of the Lock? English classes are pretty interesting.

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I would be so proud to be that doorknob!

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Dorkly brought me here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0dUnLA6IvY

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That was a surprisingly wholesome ending

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I'm just happy I've found this

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