rofl "Dave your late" 'Sorry boss, couldn't lock my Door" "your Door being a real bitch lately" "ya i'm going to hoe-depot and get a better one"

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Having sex with a door...

Oh man, those silly Japanese, what will they come up with next?

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At first I thought this was Rule63 of Han Solo.

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Why are there socks on the door?

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And here i thought i've seen everything in this world...

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Has anyone noticed page 4"I'll use an electronic key."[MADE IN CHINA]?

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"If women were doors"

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I wonder if they make a sequel to this that talks about the new installed Doggy Door...... dog gone funny that would be ....

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Gets my vote for weirdest in a long time.

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Kondom (Bondage Fairies) came up with the story long ago, "I Doorknob". Recently it was made into a live action porn DVD.
http://pinhole.blog61.fc2.com/ It's on page 81 of "Hontou wa Eroi Otogibanashi" He also has a story in there of a girl as a pencil sharpener.

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wonder if a baby door can be make after a lock/unlock xD

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I don't think I can fit through one door with someone having this fetish :P

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If I have a door like that in my house, Im not gonna leave my house anymore.

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Reminds me of the first chapter of CLAMP's "Miyuki-chan in the Wonderland". Knockers. :)

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A key which opens every door is golden,but lock which can be opened by every key is trash

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................What?

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