That's your problem then. I can fap to anything that doesn't involve bodily harm and massive amounts of blood. I can even self insert into anything I want. Even if there's nothing there. My dong shall never be mistreated. It shall receive the gifts of god in every manner. Even if some people would like to call it forbidden gardens and all that Tumblr Jargon.
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